Some romantic jokes…)



-My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful!

-Well, they do say that love is blind!





-I’ve come to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage.

-Well you’ll have to take the rest of her too or the deals off!





-I can’t leave you.

-Do you love me that much?

-It’s not that, you’re standing on my foot!





-Now that we are engaged I hope you’ll give me a ring.

-Of course. What’s your phone number?